I Stand Erected 가사

I Stand Erected You whip it out and you wag it around, You take it out for a night on the town, You show it off for all to see, But you'll never be as big and long and hard as me. You're such a giver when you're spreadin' your seed, But all your passion is just fueled by greed. Keep on boastin' about all your fun, But I'm the motherfucker with the big pink gun! You cock and load like a .44, Your only victim is a two-dollar whore. You call yourself the god of the bed, But when I whip out mine you're gonna fear where I tread! You're such a man when you're swingin' your dork, Your only question is which hooker to pork? You named your phallus and you call him "Scud" But if you saw my missile you would know who's the stud! I'm lifting weights every time that I piss, I close my nights with an orgasmic kiss. I take my sword; I slice through the skin, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll shove my cock in!