Buttload Of Cats 가사

[Rebecca] It's come to this, like I knew it would Since I'm now single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats [Paula, Valencia & Heather] A buttload of cats! [Rebecca] A buttload of cats [Paula, Valencia & Heather] Way too many cats [Rebecca] When you're a permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you go out and get A buttload of cats Oh, yeah! I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store The smell is overwhelming inside This is the future smell of my house It's the smell of my dreams that have died [Customer] And cats! [Rebecca] I walk up to the cat shelf Where the cats are labeled big and small The saleslady asks, is there one you like? And I state, I'll take them all! I want a buttload of cats [Cats] Meow a buttload of cats [Rebecca] Give me a buttload of cats [Cats] Meow a buttload of cats Meow [Rebecca] The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment Filled with her own buttload of cats [Cats] Meow, meow, meow [Rebecca] That she got at a discount [Cats] Meow, meow, meow [Rebecca] 'Cause she works at the cat store [Cats] Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Why have cats over time become Synonymous with loneliness? We gotta work on our collective image We need a new publicist The ironic part is, we're not that friendly If you're lonely, we might make it worse Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day Have you considered getting a dog? [Rebecca] Nope, I want a buttload of you guys [Cats] Okay, we warned you [Rebecca] A buttload of cats! [Cats] We're gonna ruin your couch [Rebecca] There's a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy [Cats] Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic And then we peed on The Atlantic [Rebecca] But I still want a buttload of cats