Love’s Not a Game 가사

[White Josh] How dare you play with love? Have you no decency? Love is what created him And him, and her, and me How dare you play with love? Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir? [PAULA] I think the word is just ma'am [White Josh] Love is what unites me and you And him and her and him And him and me as well JK LOL Let's do this! Love's not a game, love's not a game None of us would ever say love's a game That would be bad, you can be sure-a But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora [All] Love's not a game, love's not a game We would never play with love like it's a game [Jim] But if we did [Tim] And that would be wrong [Jim & Tim] We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong [Hector] Oh, interesting, I'll double that [Paula] I'll triple that [Kevin] Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses [Heather] They're our dear friends, they are not horses [Darryl] Their love is pure, groom meets bride [Maya] So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side [Mrs. Hernandez] Josh, age 52, parasailing accident [Maya] That's so smart. Same [White Josh] Love's an endgame, but it's not a game [George] Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change [Valencia] Put 30 on red, poetically For red's the color of a heart that beats free Red is also Greg It's Greg [All] We definitely shouldn't do this We definitely shouldn't do this This is bad, this is bad We're going to hell, this is bad [Father Brah] I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school [AJ] Preschool? [Father Brah] No, priest school I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool [All] Jesus said it's cool! [Sunil] Bills, bills, broadway playbills Flops only appreciate over time [All] Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy! [White Josh] Love's not a game, love's not a game That being said, let's make it rain While Cupid flies in from above [All] The group mind has decided to bet on love Love's not a game, love's not a game Love's not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails