Time to Seize the Day 가사

[Rebecca] When the moment's come to start anew Set yourself free and finally do The things in life that you are destined for The first step is the hardest part But that doesn't mean you shouldn't start Take the leap and get right to it Here's exactly how you do it You step out the door Then back through the door Sit on the floor and stare at the floor Rock yourself until you feel okay And carpe diem, carpe don't 'em Time to grab life by the scrotum But first, let's read some facts about stingrays And then it's time to seize the day! I wonder if the fridge needs cleaning I haven't cleaned the fridge for a while I'd hate to leave with a dirty fridge Did I get it all? No, there's a smidge Maybe I should get a new fridge online Nope, never mind, now it's time to fly Now I'll sit right here on my couch Research fridges, I'm no slouch It's getting dark, the time just got away I could still go out, it's not too late But first I need to masturbate To some porn, preferably male and gay And then it's time to seize the day [Thad's Voice] Hey, Brad, what are you doing in this locker room? [Brad's Voice] Showering again What are you doing here, Thad? [Thad's Voice] I play football here with you, remember? [Brad's Voice] Yeah, I remember Everyone get out I gotta talk to Thad [Rebecca] These guys! You just take One step forward, two steps No, two steps forward, four steps back Five more steps back and now I'm back in bed Okay, now I'm ready to go They're delivering my new fridge, though Where's that fridge? I can't wait around all day I have to go out and make my big foray Here I am, standing at the doorway It's finally time to seize the day (But first, more porn!)