All I Really Want For Christmas 가사

Jessica Bell and Megan Fox Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Spending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year! I would like a pair of skates Then I'd go out skating But I really don't know how to skate,ha ha! I want a lexus all in pink And a dad who doesn't drink Peter:Oh,and that reminds me Twelve kegs of beer! All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year! I wanna tour the Spanish coast Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Jennifer Garner in my bed Softer voices in my head Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Yellow cake uraniun Nevermind the reason Also chutes and ladders and a ball! Doesn't seem like too much stuff? Poo on you,it's not enough! Buddy boy,I got your Christmas right here! All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year! Japanese girls with no restraint Just to choke me til' I faint Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Platinun plated silverware Just on day when kids don't stare Is all I really want for Christmas this year! If you put a Christmas tree In the public airport I will go to court and sue your ass! Woundn't I love a tinkertoy? Herbert:And a little drummer boy He can even tap his drum on my rear All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year! I want a gold moustache comb And some spermicid al foam Is all I really want for Christmas this year! I want a brand new pitching wedge I would like more lemon pledge That's all I really want for Christmas this year! I just want a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey I just want some colored Ester eggs! I want a blue-ray of the Wiz We don't know what Christmas is! We have something else called Kishkev Flufeer! All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year!