Drunkard's Lament 가사

Call me a god and I'll tip the undertaker That fool couldn't tell a real still from a faker Well I ain't no fool, but I play one on TV Cause misery loves company That's why everyone loves me Now, buy me a drink and I'll tell you all a story About a bastard who traded in treasure for glory There treasure was true love, the bastard he was me Cause misery loves company That's why everyone loves me Well, I've been a rich man I've been a poor man Inside a Saturday night I've done the works And there's one thing I know You can't win if it ain't a fair fight I ain't seen the pastor since Sunday bloody morning All the girls in the choir are in labor or mourning Take one look in my eyes, I think you'll all agree Cause misery loves company And that's why everyone loves me I've done every shit job Handed out nose jobs Made a few friends in the tombs But I've found that in most cases Fixing the the rat race Is better than pushing a broom Now, who shall I marry the junky or the jailer? Your choices are few when you know you're a failure But there's one thing that everyone in the bar agrees That misery loves company And that's why everyone loves me