The Red Devil 가사

Me and my mate chillin at the pearly gates Sippin a pint a bear But then the red man comes with a pitch fork through his thumb And he can hear us cheer I can see youv got a nipple on Cant be that hot down there If your wondering wat im talkin bout im on about hell How many rings round his nipple one Which means that hes a queir And im like Dont come near me ya fat bastard you can stay right there So he aproched us with his fork That he pulled out of his thumb I think he he had a cleg nut for he poked it up his bum. I told him he had a small cock So he put on a long frock I said oi look the sighn sez beware of the dog Which means dont let him see that poor excuse for a dick Oh no hes comin get the tweezas put away quick So me dog come along and ripped wat was there to shredsi didnt mean to protect him but he ended up in a hospital bed. It musta turned him on for he came in my dogs mouth My dog didnt like the taste so he ran a mile to louth Thats the end of my little song That was one day when everything went rong