Waffle Stomp 가사

The terminally bored sit around with nothing to do They say work is hell, Heaven knows it just ain't true Well you can punch out your boss, get fired from your job Collect unemployment for your own enjoyment Take out the trash, come down with a rash, hiccup and sneeze Have donuts and coffee with colonel Qadhafi Write a new novel that's perfectly awful Buy some new work boots and stomp on a waffle or two Take a long overdue vacation Book yourself on a flight to the moon Volunteer for a brain operation Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do Well, you can jump off a roof, pretend you can fly Maybe you'll bounce; maybe you'll die Maybe you'll splat and flap until that Well, you can practice your bongo, go to the Congo Get lost on safari, ask "Where the hell are we?" Speak in Swahili, they tell me that a lot of them do Talk on the phone, call up the coast Call 'em collect, dial direct Reverse the charges if they accept They're home Or you can go overseas, speak Japansese Buy a new Sony, they make great TVs Do the Watusi, watch "I Love Lucy" too But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do Well, well, well, well, well, well Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to d