Full Trucker Effect 가사

I got Merle Haggard on the radio My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go Haulin' combines made by John Deere Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there Open highway, no sign of the smokey Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i'll pass all the Okies Take my showers at the Flyin' J Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet Call me pig pen I'm a slophog tanker Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker Slick back wack crew cut ducktail Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y'all Full Trucker Effect, everybody Full Trucker Effect, c'mon c'mon Full Trucker Effect Texas panhandle to the Florida keys Country fried steak and a black eyed peas Half a cherry pie with the ala mode It's the best way to start a day hitting the road Crack of dawn and I'm already rollin Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin I'm just underweight 2 ton mush melon My daddy's unemployed, he's a wife beating felon All my life I was born to be a trucker Ride with my boy Tony, he's a big motherfucker Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama I never Jackknife, i'm a mean gearjammer