Call Me Al 가사

Man walks down the street He says: Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't wanna end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger, bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mister Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff Amusing anymore And if you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal And I can call you Betty Betty, when you call me You can call me Al Man walks down the street He says: Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention And, woe, my nights are so long Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model Now that my role model is gone, gone? He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along, along There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations And if you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal And I can call you Betty And, Betty, when you call me You can call me Al Man walks down the street It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the Third World Maybe it's just first time around He don't speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound, the sound Cattle in the marketplace Scatter-lings and orphanages He looks around, around He sees angels in the architecture Spinning in infinity He says: Amen, hallelujah If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal And I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al