(This Is) A Fine Romance 가사

Hmm A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, I'll take jello You're calmer than the seals In the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins To express emotio-ion A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults, and all morals I've never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants I never get the chance This is a fine romance Hmm A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is To have, to have the thrills That a healthy crime has We don't have half the thrills That the march of time has A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance, with no pinches You're just as hard to land As the Ille de France I haven't got a chance My heart's not made of plastic You're the reason I'm sarcastic 'Cause this is a fine, fine romance Hah!