Porn Is Good For The Soul 가사

"Hello everybody, this is Marina. I just learnt to play 3 chords on my new, baby pink, ukelele. I play like a child, don't care, 'cause it's helped me write a wonderful song called "Porn Is Good". It's about people never admitting to watching porn, girls and boys. Maybe some of you haven't, maybe some of you have. So, whether you have or haven't, I recon you should learn this song and walk down the street and sing it out loud with pride. I would love it if you did that and I would even love it if you video'd it and sent it to me, because I don't think anyone would actually do that." I'd rather go home And watch pornography alone I've got a big collection A really huge selection And if I'm really desparate I'll call my ex up And have sex on the phone It beats orgasming alone Porn is good for the soul But it doesn't mean a thing invariable Unless you own a good dildo But then I bet you think I'm a whore Sex is a drug So throw me a bone It's so innocent That's why I always phone home, phone home Coz I'm feeling ashamed That I feel like a boy Oh, women are meant to act coy That's why we've got all these toys Porn is good for the soul But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole Unless you own a good dildo But then you'll all think I'm a whore