Singing Telegram 가사

My name's Dante and how are you? I have a singing telegram, and it's just for you Your Mom's alright, and your Dad's ok Your Brother's in jail, and your Sister is gay But where are you at in the scheme if things? I just found out I lost my wedding ring Woah! STOP My name is Randall and how are you? I have a singing telegram, and it's just for you I got your letter and it made me sad Why have things turned out so bad? I found your ring, it was in the sink The garbage thing smashed it up I think Woah! STOP! My name is Jay and who the fuck are you? I have a singing telegram and it's just for you Both you Clerks can suck my dick That restraining order fucking made me sick How is life with that Kaitlin chick? I heard she rode some dead dudes dick Woah! (3x) STOP!