Cafeteria Mold 가사

(to the tune of "Centerfold')Does it walk? Does it talk? The school lunch that you eat? What they served in the cafeteria Always made me leave my seat It looks like soggy corn flakes It tastes like an oil stain And if you tried to swallow it You would be in major pain Days go by, I eat it less One bite makes me turn green Makin students eat that garbage Is really kind of mean My blood runs cold Whenever I see that ugly mold Ugly Cafeteria Mold Ugly Cafeteria Mold My blood runs cold Yeah, whenever I see that ugly mold Ugly Cafeteria MoldSlipped my tray under the desk Got it all over my girlfriend's dress And before I could get away She punched me in the eye I was shaking in my shoes Whenever I saw that ugly goo It was pretty plain to see If I ate it I would die That green and fuzzy substance To nauseating to touch Just one nibble of that gunk Is really just too much If you listened then you understand So now I've got another plan When the lunch bell rings, on the dot I'm heading for the student lot Take my car, yes I will I'm gonna take my car and drive it Take it to a Burger King For some real food in private A part of me feeling ill From that cafeteria swill Oh no, I can't stand it Oh, yeah, I guess I gotta can it Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na