Confessions Part III 가사

Watch this These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say i came up up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two times Silly me, so now i gotta give you part three of my confessions First i told you about the skank that i was cheating with,then i mentioned she's having my kid That's not all, now i recall more you see, so i'll give you part three of my confessions Now this is gonna be the hardest thing i ever had to do,gonna tell you everything i left out of parts one and two Like remember when i told you i knew paulie shore(paulie shore)that's a lie, i don't know what i said that for I borrowed your chapstick(from you) I tried out your nose hair trimmer(too) And by the way your diamand ring is cubic circonium, i killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say i needed to get some things off my chest right away These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions I threw up on your dog last time i had too much to drink There have been times when i've peed in your sink Don't know why, but you and i should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions Baby forgive me i'm still trying to figure out why i used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought Oh and sometimes in private, i really like to dress up as shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick(hockey stick) My boss thinks i'm a jerk, i didn't get that raise. i haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! And when i'm kissing you i fantasize you as a midget I'm so sorry debbi! i mean bridget! These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say i got a few more secrets i'd like to convey These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions Gave you buttered toast i dropped and then picked up off the floor