Mayonnaise 가사

There’s a fat man living in a fat house Eating a fat sandwich sitting on a fat couch He says, “don’t you like my couch ?” He says to no one in particular That’s cause no one in particular that’s his best friend Sit on a pretty perch inside of a gold cage If you don’t die of boredom first you can die of old age Sit on a pretty perch inside of a gold cage If you don’t die of boredom first you can eat… You can eat mayonnaise An ex-beautiful blond she puts make-up on her tear stains She got mugged and the mugger was time She remembers the time when all the dogs would Sniff her back side But she’s one of the lucky ones She got stored inside a trophy case When the thrill is gone You can live off the fat