Floyd The Barber lyrics

Bell on door clanks - come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was shamed I sense others in the room Opey aunt bee I presume They take turns in cut me up I die smothered in andys butt I was shaved