Original lyrics
ENto make things flow A one man anal fountain
show, A bowel of water to be let out Let me pull on your sphinctal spout, I'm
the Illinois enema bandit I will make your
rectum sick I'm the Illinois enema bandit I will make your rectum sick,I'm a
sick and perverted man I get my kicks with a
watering can A length of hose to make things flow A one man anal fountain show,
Administer young women In a novel way It's
quite amusing to see What the papers say The next morning On the girlie's tunnel
I leave my calling card On her anal funne
