How To Be lyrics

I don't care what people say, it makes no difference anyway I try my best to understand, why such a failure would need a hand I don't quite have a job as such, I drink out loud, I swear too much And my girl says I sing off key, I think she's getting bored of me Because, everybody does I wish I knew how to be somebody Cos I can't stand the thought of being myself And you may laugh, you may smile Humour me for just a little while Because, everybody does People say that I'm not well, I guess that only time will tell I fill my head with dirty jokes, to cheer me up when I'm sad and broke And my girl tries to make amends, but I hear she's sleeping with my friends She says that she's got PMT, I think she's getting bored of me Because, everybody does I wish I knew how to be somebody Cos I can't stand the thought of being myself And if you've listened a little bit, you probably think that I'm full of s**t Because, everybody does everybody does everybody does