Housewife Of The Year lyrics

David leaves all his clothes in a heap And the Marlboro butts are everywhere Where are my slippers? Where is my paper? I love you dear, in one year and out again, he's out again He's been gone, he's a wonderful man And the housewife of the year? Every year He's been gone and he loves a good beer And the housewife of the year? I love you dear Every Tuesday night he goes bowling David will be back around midnight He will be tired and hungry as a horse The television will be set to his show, it's David's show He's been gone, he's a wonderful man And the housewife of the year? Every year He's been gone and he loves a good beer And the housewife of the year? I love you dear I press your ties, I walk the dark, that lipstick stain doesn't bother me I know that you are tired, well maybe tomorrow Is next tomorrow too very late, well that's ok, I understand He's been gone, he's a wonderful man And the housewife of the year? Every year He's been gone and he loves a good beer And the housewife of the year? I love you dear David my darling, you love my pudding Yet you haven't touched a bit of it Is it my curlers, maybe it's my dress Maybe my make-up is unperfect, I change it quick, very quick He's been gone, he's a wonderful man And the housewife of the year? Every year He's been gone and he loves a good beer And the housewife of the year? I love you dear He's been gone, he's a wonderful man And the housewife of the year? Every year He's been gone and he loves a good beer And the housewife of the year? I love you dear