When The Ship Hit The Sand lyrics

Oh my wife and I went on an ocean cruise Three days out and I was sick down to my shoes And to make it more forlorn we sailed into a raging storm Where we were nobody seemed to have a clue While the ship was being tossed and thrown about I decided that I'd try to take a nap Then I heard an awful noise and I asked one of the boys What had happened and you should of heard him shout Where were you when the ship hit the sand I said I was in there praying for dry land With a bucket and my breakfast in my hand Where were you when the ship hit the sand Oh the captain he came a running up on deck He was a looking kinda pale around the neck As he stood there shouting orders I stood splashing in the water And I ask exactly what you might expect