If You Handle The Merchandise lyrics

When i got home from work you called and said that you'd be late For me not to worry none that you'd be home by eight The material that you've been a lookin' at will make any man's blood rise Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise I've told you once before to keep your big hands off of her I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think i don't care The goods you're tryin' to feel of i've seen you reach for twice Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise [ guitar - steel ] That line of goods you're a sellin' is somethin' i won't buy Guess you think she's a bargain cause she's got them bedroom eyes You'll get what you've bargained for and i ain't a gonna tell you twice Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise I've told you once before to keep your big hands off of her...