Butter My Arse With a Pigeon lyrics

What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten? As the monster truck speeds up to pass I find myself alone with you at last Now's there's a little something that i forgot to ask: If you've got the pigeon, i've got the ass Butter my ass with a pigeon Butter my ass real good Butter my ass with a pigeon Like you know you should Butter my ass with a pigeon Butter my ass right now Butter my ass with a pigeon Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow We'll butter a cow