The Gay Way lyrics

This song, makes me cry , makes me crave, a mans backside, everytime I hear this dumb song play, I feel like I'm gay, I watch, the tele's ,while ralph, shaves my belly, people wondering, if i'm still stray, am I going gay, (get gay why?) this song makes my butt ache, (need a guy,) homo lovin could be a mistake, (get gay why,) mens backside are a dirty place, could I go the gay way, jackie, bend over, and bark loud, like rover, what gay see, would be my slave if I went the gay, (get gay why?) I'm singing like a sissy, (get gay why?) ralph, come and see my butt cheeks, (get gay why?) I'm thinking about the balley, could I go the gay way, will there will be pain, man i can't explain, whats coming over me, I start to resist, please don't use your fist, or I might need some surgery, I watch, the tele's ,while ralph, shaves my belly,(homo homo homo homo) (with every passing day) (get gay why,) would I like to see a shmanger, no smell is more distanger I wonder what my wife would say, if I went the gay way,