Original lyrics
ENMy Baby Says I Mistreat Her
I Don't Know About That
I Only Know When I Beat Her
She Like to Call Me a -
She Keeps On Playing Those B-side Records
All Day Long in the Flat
"they're a Little Bit Obscure" She Says
I Call Her a -
B-side Baby
And That's That
She's Just a B-side Baby
And That's a Fact
I Think "punk" Is An Overused Word
As a Matter of Fact
I Hate Joey Ramone When He Says
He's Gonna Beat On a -
He's Going to Find Himself D-d-down An Alley
With His Face Beaten Flat
And a Spray Job in Bright Pink Letters, Saying
B-r-a-t Spells
B-side Baby
