The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow, they just don't end up as mine It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances I've died for a living in the movies and TV But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey-hey! I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey-hey! I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies Some days, I got'em as far as the eye can see - ouee A morning dove with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl But in the end they never stay with me On my fall from the Tower Building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt I might leap the mighty Canyon so he can kiss and flirt Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt