This Tv Is Made For Watchin lyrics

You keep saying I watch too much TV And my brain will soon disintegrate Well, I've known kids who've been deprived of TV And they're the ones who can't seem to relate This TV is made for watchin' And that's just what I'll do One of these days TV is gonna take over you Gilligan's Island exposed me to Hamlet Neither a borrower nor a lender be I've learned about identical cousins And that Green Acres is the place to be This TV is made for watchin' And that's just what I'll do One of these days this TV is gonna need a brand new tube Don't do the crime if you can't do the time Come and play, everything's a-okay What do you do when you're branded and know you're a man? You wanna go where everyone knows your name This TV is made for watchin' And by god that's what I'll do One of these days this dude is gonna get that bubblin' crude Oil, that is, black gold, texas tea