Alphys lyrics

Oh my God a human! You've come here so soon and The place is such a mess I barely got dressed and oh my God the cameras are watching! Oh my God my hair Alphys stop that stare-ing You don't want to scare them It's just I can't even deal Come on Alphys don't be weird! So, I'm Alphys, hi! I'm not a bad guy! I could be a guide! 'Cause I'm the royal scientist, I know this place! I've been watching you! Seeing a human who Went through with attitude Just fills me with confidence, and not at all at your expense and- I'll take you to the castle It would be no hassle Know what I mean? Well, there's a little issue See I made an artificial Killing machine There's no need to worry, though You have me right here so You'll survive his rage! Though I'll lead from the rear I'll still be here, even when Mettaton steals the stage! I'll lead the way Like in anime You can trust me Mew mew kissy Cutie's my favorite Dangit, Alphys, quit it! Um, sorry, hang on Here's mettaton!