Foreign Food lyrics

I was poisoned in Amsterdam with a salmonella egg and a piece of ham I was sick as a dog in gay Paris I could feel those frog's legs kicking me I should never have had that last bratwurst I had eaten so much I was fit to burst And I will never eat fish in old Marseille next time I'll let it swim away I have never liked - I have never liked - I have never liked foreign food I was flat on me back with a touch of lurg after eating out in Heidelburg I had a very strange case of the Spanish fly when the paella said you can do or die I have never liked - I have never liked - I have never liked foreign food