Living On Alcohol lyrics

You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices Don't you know that vitamins are useless The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is You've got a lot to learn Look over there at that useless geezer He's having fun with his orange squeezer Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer You've got a lot to learn We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol Hi there we're the missing link Now don't tell anyone but there was a time When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime Now I can take the lager but forget the lime 'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine No No you're no friend of mine