Original lyrics

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Stop looking at me now dude Don't give me that stupid stare Seems to me you never saw A guy without weenie hair Slap my shoulders, comfort me Say I shouldn't care But obviously you're not the one With the missing weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair Get around to find some help Is anybody out there? I get on my knees and start to pray Please trade me your spare I am bald, yes I am naked All the way down there I want a wig of pubic hair To hide the lack of weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair Weenie hair Weenie hair Weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I'm the Kojak of the Triple X No curlies in my underwear I'd rather be a normal guy And look like a grizzly bear Jokes at school, don't think it's fair I sing about my weenie hair Make my day if you dare I'll burn off all your weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair I've got no weenie hair (I've got no) Weenie hair (I've got no) Weenie hair (I've got no) Weenie hair I've got no