Better Than Being You lyrics

Warts are on my fingers And bugs are in my hair I got pimpies on my face And my blood type is rare My shoulders hang real low And my eyes are always red My ears are very large And my breath smells like the death But it's better than being you I can't stand seeing you It's better than being you I can't stand seeing you My feet always turn in When I stand up and walk And my voice is always slurred When I begin to talk My tempers very short And my teeth are coated green And when I go outside Everyone just screams But it's better than being you I can't stand seeing you But it's better than being you I can't stand seeing you You know my problems You know my quirks You think I'm stupid Some kind of jerk Now things are different I'm all grown up But I still look like I was hit by a truck It's better than being you I can't stand seeing you But it's better than being you I can't stand seeing you It's better than being you I can't stand seeing you But it's better than being you I can't stand seeing you