Diego Barnes lyrics

Oh Diego Barnes Come back to Dagobah, we miss your gibberish Your career in the theatre ended when you felt Too at ease in your costume Too at ease in your costume Your techniques were questioned Acting like a Withnail for cool points It left you needing a place to stay When you couldn't cope with the reviews When your antics made the news “Oh Diego Barnes Was quite average under that lighting But Julio Newell was far superior In this half finished play By some half witted stray”