Everybody's Just As Crazy As Me lyrics

The will of man to end all man A baby's smile from a vintage pram A brand-new way to look at your life Wouldn't that be nice? Would you like more wine? I believe in a new regime A cotton fist, an elected queen A hundred and seven billion lives lived Take my advice, don't take my advice 'Cause I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living Yet, we wake up each morning Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy And on Pangea, did it rain exactly like this? Exactly the same? Sniffing Pritt sticks in the shade Barely seven, had it made Doctor, tell me, is it cancer? I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living Yet, we wake up each morning Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy As me