The Ballad Of Unhygenic-Man lyrics

He's a man who's friends with grime From your bath he'll lick the slime Germs and dirt he does not fear: Unhygienic-man is here... Unhygenio fun with scum Mouldy sandwich? he'll have some! Fast-food restaurant... lick the floor, Public toilet... kiss the door Foreign coins to savour 'n suck Soup to drink from kitchen muck Wafting smell to make you sick Soiled and stained and unhygienic-man! Sewerage mains - dirt desert, Various stains on pants and shirt, Dive in to a sneezers' mist Bacterial friends he can't resist, Use-by-date labels he's peeling His smell leaves you reeling: It's unhygienic-man!