Original lyrics
ENSpeak roughly to your little boy
And beat him when he sneezes
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I speak severely to my boy
I beat him when he sneezes
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he please!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Boil it so easily
Mix it so greasily
Stir it so sneezily
One! Two! Three!!!
One for the missus
Two for the cat
And three for the baby
Pig!
