Battersea lyrics

Patrician militia They're all Latin and fringe Sugar daddies care with the jobs for the boys and their old school ties Can't beat or join them Very nice, honey and sugar and spice It never fails, an innocent wag of a puppy-dog's tail You're killing me Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it To a woman of uncertain age Ryvita Lolita She walks like a piece of mascara'd Piccadilly trade And no-one will tell her Very nice, honey and sugar and spice It never fails, an innocent wag of a puppy-dog's tail You're killing me Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it To a woman of uncertainty Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it To a woman of uncertain age Should be taking the kids to school In her husband's German car Should be taking the kids to school But no, no I don't need a doctor I need you to take me seriously