I Finally Passed The Bar lyrics

There's a party in my honor, at my house tonight A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by They'll come to celebrate my graduation After eight long years, of higher education So here's to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar I've got an awful lot of memories, that I can't recall But I know from those old stories I must have had a ball With the money that I spent on my tuition (What would you do hoss) Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin' (Oh well) Here's to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar I was first in my class To the bottom of a glass But it was killin' me I used to get loaded But now I've been voted Most likely to succeed Here's to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar