Atkins lyrics

Yeah, screw your diet man Oh, eat up while you can Your carbohydrate plan Is just a Subway scam Atkins was a giant man How can you trust him with your food? Atkins was a giant man Do you want to be giant, too? Let's cash in on what they eat Food's the one thing that they need They lied about how you feed I hope your stomach bleeds Atkins was obese, so true The next to be obese is you He died from slipping on some ice A heart attack will end your life