Mr. Martini lyrics

Mister, Martini is going to fight He drunk whiskey: I'm not satisfied Bottle in hand: What else do you drink? Mister, Martini rolls his blue eyes Do you like to be drunk? Says his wife, she don't like it Mister, Martini doesn't give a down Mister, Martini, like a Houdini Drink those feelings and listen to Billy Oh, population Oh, the nation Mister, Martini takes his feelings from the trash like Frankenstein Mister, Martini goes to the bar He is friends with everyone there The waitress winks at him Writes her number on a napkin I'm an alcoholic but Not anonymous Is that a problem? I don't know Mister, Martini, like a Houdini Drink those feelings and listen to Billy Oh, population Oh, the nation Mister, Martini takes his feelings from the trash like Frankenstein Mister, Martini back to his home Is Tuesday, is night time His wife screams at him Even though no longer is here Aneurysm, cause of death Alcoholism, history Mister, Martini never drank again Mister, Martini, like a Houdini Drink those feelings and listen to Billy Oh, population Oh, the nation Mister, Martini takes his feelings from the trash like Superman