RTRT lyrics

一一Yī yī 一二一yī èr yī 一二三四五六七yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī 一一yī yī 一二一yī èr yī 一二三四五六七yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī Hop hop, you came along my secret labotoryHop hop, you came along my secret labotory Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qiSpiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi Hold up, misterHold up, mister Right there, misterRight there, mister Sit down, misterSit down, mister How about some retort, pouch of curry?How about some retort, pouch of curry? Pouch of chili, pouch of MREPouch of chili, pouch of MRE But you're rather pickyBut you're rather picky Well, I'll make you something elseWell, I'll make you something else Don't need to show me howDon't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfSince I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself Canto or SichuanCanto or Sichuan Jiangsu or HunanJiangsu or Hunan No matter which one you pick I'll get it doneNo matter which one you pick I'll get it done 炸酱面 and 小笼包Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao 馄饨 and 叉烧Wonton and chashao Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouchDelivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retortYou're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort You're my only retort, you're my only retortYou're my only retort, you're my only retort Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hugCrack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug Hidden under your talisman is your practised smileHidden under your talisman is your practised smile Come here, misterCome here, mister Help me, misterHelp me, mister Right here, misterRight here, mister You took up my spoonYou took up my spoon Stirring curry, stirring chiliStirring curry, stirring chili That's when I've realized we've became familyThat's when I've realized we've became family Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holdingThen he came, a man in black and white, he's holding Laser guns and bagua signsLaser guns and bagua signs Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled theThen he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the Trigger, your head burstsTrigger, your head bursts Shh, I'll stitch you back upShh, I'll stitch you back up Don't need to show me howDon't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfSince I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hairI'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair And I'll make sure I get your talisman repairedAnd I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired Shark fin soup or dim sumShark fin soup or dim sum Dumpling or Peking duckDumpling or Peking duck Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you backNothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back But you're still my retort, but you're still my retortBut you're still my retort, but you're still my retort I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retortI'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort