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Finally, the aliens abducted me into their arms But what they seek with me is nothing close to harm They got the wrong guy I'm not the submissive weirdo from their prior invasion They'll soon find their mistake When I declaw and dominate them Probing and Dissecting These alien fucks for once I'm not your little guinea pig Or prey for you to hunt You brought the wrong dude Up into your spaceship Now you'll see why I was created with a dick Last I checked, I'm not homosexual So things up the ass aren't really my vibe I'm the one that does the sticking in around here Some of these more feminine-adjacent creatures Are pretty damn fine though So I think I'll make them my test subjects And the rest of you can watch Abducting me was like hanging baby oil outside of Diddy's mansion I'm just a freaky kind of motherfucker Your tentacles don't deter me And the added appendages will make for nicer handlebars Probing & Dissecting These alien whores for once I'm not your little hamster But I can certainly oblige your cheeks to be stuffed Probing & Dissecting You'll regret the day You brought this specific guy For alien pussy to slay