Wristwatch lyrics

So you say I've got a funny face It makes me money So you say I've wasted my life away Well, I got a beach home up in Buffalo And a wristwatch that's a compass and a cell phone And a wristwatch that tells me you're all alone I'd still take your Amazing Grace I'd give all my money And I'd still take your pretty face And I've got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome And a wristwatch that's a pocket knife and a megaphone And a wristwatch that tells me I'm on my own And a wristwatch that tells me I'm on my own