Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?) lyrics

[Lady of the lake] What ever happened to my part? It was exciting at the start Now we're halfway through act 2 And I've had nothing yet to do I've been offstage for far too long It's ages since I had a song This is one unhappy diva The producer's have deceived her There is nothing I can sing from my heart Whatever happened to my part? I am sick of my career Always starting second gear Up to here, with frustration and with fears I've no Grammy no rewards I've no Tony Awards I'm constantly replaced with Britney Spears Whatever happened to my show? I was a hit, now I don't know I'm with a bunch of british knights Prancing 'round in woolly tights I might as well go to the pub They've been out searching for a shrub Out shopping for a bush Well they can kiss my tush It seems to me they've really lost the plot Whatever happened to my I'll call my agent, dammit Whatever happened to my Not yours, not yours By my Part!