I Have a Cat On My Lap lyrics

Sorry, I can't go to work today, I have a cat on my lap (Well, you're fired) That's okay, I have a cat on my lap (Wanna go for a walk?) I have a cat on my lap (Wanna go on a date?) There's a cat on my lap (The house is on fire!) I have a cat on my lap (We have to run!) As previously stated I'm in-cat-pacitated Oh, and it left It's gone Bye