The Truth About Ruth lyrics

I am a sleuth I dig up the truth I ferret the facts Even when there are none A silent child An elegant youth This led me to find The truth about Ruth Ruth is John Ruth is John We all do what we can Just to get along The life you lead Straightforward and bland Everything happens according to plan But some people fight Just to take root In a world ill-equipped for The truth about Ruth Ruth is John Ruth is John We all do what we can Just to get along Oh bully for you Oh bully for you Your groin and your face They slip right into place So masoned and carved Your arrow is drawn You know who you are Yet you have no idea Ruth is John Ruth is John And sooner or later We are all calmed down