Thing-a-ling (Scared Crow) (feat. Suzi Jane Hokom) lyrics

[Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom] Everybody has sun-burnt teeth, from smiling at each other so much [Narrator - Jacques Wilson] Suddenly She came upon a blinding, yellow-green light And she stopped Remembering the warning of the goodie and tasty witch: Never travel the Yellow-Green Road Then a voice said: [Scared Crow - Barney Phillips] Help me, please! I can't move! [Dorothy] Who are you? Why are you carrying all those things? [Scared Crow] I'm the Scared Crow I'm afraid that if I don't have People won't think I am In fact, I may even have a list of my possessions tattooed on my forehead Thing-a-Ling Thing-a-Ling Hear that old cash register ring Thing-a-Ling Thing-a-Ling See them nice goodies that I bring The son drives a Jag The wife drives a Linc I drive a cad And my 14-year-old daughter drives a mink I have substituted think for thing Thing-a-Ling Thing-a-Ling Hear that old cash register ring Thing-a-Ling Thing-a-Ling