Marine Recruiter lyrics

Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter teach you to program computers teach you all the skills you need you can die with dignity I got a phone call from the sergeant yesterday he had a message from the good old U.S.A.: "Good grades, high I.Q., you're one terrific guy we'll let you push the buttons while the other people die." no way, that's what I say I don't want to be a marine today Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter teach you to program computers teach you all the skills you need you can be a fucking pig and that's why the sergeant smiles everyday in high school when I got home marine recruiters called me on the phone oh god, never thought it would come to this I get cards I get calls now I'm on the mailing list Mom I'm not home if they call me on the phone