Take Me To Your Leader lyrics

Something funny came out of my nose today Got bigger and bigger and it had eyes I touched the jelly and felt it was alive I shit my pants when it started to say Take me to your leader You stupid humanoid Take me to your leader Or I'll give you hemmorroids yeah yeah yeah Take me to your leader etc... I remember mommy always telling me "Don't play with the meteor that fell in the field" And now I see this joke right in front of me And it won't stop screaming like a maniac CHORUS I called the mayor and asked him what to do He said "Man no problem, your own piss will do" So I took my dick out and started to pee That's how I saved the world and never forget this CHORUS