Backwards And Sideways lyrics

I came in contact with a common household bug That quickly met his match with hundred dollar drugs And in a week or two I know that I'll be fine And all the bumps will fade from the skin of my behind I've got my head screwed on backwards - sideways Visions from fever I can't hear what you say Oh wow, another movie, I hope this one's great A period piece set in the nineteenth century late Well I'll wager I'll be bored before halfway It's with a deep regret that I even push play I should have this when I was a child I shouldn't have this now